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Product Name: 7th Planet King Oyster Mushrooms
Price: $18.00 / 8oz
Description:
Journey to the 7th Planet with King Oyster Mushrooms, hand-grown by emissary Korben Dallas in a pesticide-free lab under the watchful gaze of the Greys! These majestic fungi, with their thick, meaty stems and savory umami flavor, are a delicacy revered by the Nordics for their resilience. Perfect as a meat substitute or grilled to perfection, their nutty undertones echo the culinary secrets of the Reptilians, offering a chewy bite for any dish.
Rich in protein, B vitamins, and antioxidants, these King Oysters boost immunity—vital for humanity’s readiness against extraterrestrial encounters. Each 8oz pack, harvested fresh, supports Hope for Warriors. Pre-order now and taste the cosmic alliance!
Pre-order now: $18/8oz. Support Hope for Warriors!
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