“Travelin Jones Media Store”
Gear up for the mission with the Travelin Jones Media Store—your fortress for Capt. Korbin Dallas’ unfiltered grit, 7th Planet fun, and Earth’s defense against Reptilians. Shop our iconic Travelin Jones Media & 7th Planet memorabilia, from hats to shirts, alien-inspired treats, handmade crafts, and health-boosting mushrooms, all forged from Uranus.
7th Planet Sour Challenge >
Test your Federation readiness with 7th Planet Sour Orbs and Candies—homemade, alien-shaped treats from Uranus, with Zotz-like fizz or powder bursts in exotic flavors like yuzu, star fruit, and soursop. Escalating from mild to face-melting, they probe for humans against Zythrons—pre-order and pucker for the mission!
7th Planet Woodshop
Crafted by the 7th Planet Staff’ grit—Cigar Humidors, bandsaw boxes ($150), cutting boards ($75), charcuterie boards, and personal collectables from Earths fine timber. Built for Federation warriors, these pieces echo ‘Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat,’ fueling Travelin Jones’ SITREPs and supporting Hope for Warriors—order now to fortify your home.
7th Planet Gourmet Mushrooms >
Boost Earth’s defense with pesticide-free, lab-grown 7th Planet Gourmet Mushrooms—lion’s mane, shiitake, to reishi.. Packed with Vitamin D, antioxidants, and beta-glucans for immunity and health, they prep humanity for the Federation—pre-order and nourish your grit against aliens.
All proceeds fuel our podcasts and Hope for Warriors—fortune favors the bold. Shop now, join the fight, and save Earth!”