7th Planet Podcast Situation Report (SITREP)
“Stay updated with the latest developments, sightings, and mysteries related to 7th Planet Podcast. Check our daily, weekly, and monthly reports below.”
Daily Updates
- Feb 21, 2025: UFO sighting reported in Texas – analysis coming in Episode 09.
- Mar 20, 2025: Listener questions submitted about interstellar communication – stay tuned!Weekly Updates
Week 8, 2025: Released Episode 14 with UFO specialist Dr. Peter Phitzswel, discussing recent abductee claims. Total downloads: 5,000. Join us live next Tuesday for Q&A.NEWS From URANUS
Uranus News Network (UNN) – Breaking Cosmic Bulletins from Uranus
Capt. Dallas goes undercover as a Talk Show Host on a Late-Night Conspiracy Radio Show and Podcast: Hosting “The 7th Planet Podcast” on a pirate radio station gone internet web jumping. Capt. Dallas interviews UFO witnesses, Bigfoot hunters, and interesting humans nightly. He meets callers from across Earth, gathers intel on human beliefs and fears, and reports back to Uranus Command.
Peter North Celebrates Toni Morrison’s Legacy with Slime Symphony! In honor of Earth’s literary icon Toni Morrison’s 94th birthday (trending on X), Peter North stages a gooey tribute, syncing their mating calls to Morrison’s quotes about Black resilience—now echoing through methane clouds, confusing visiting Greys and inspiring a new intergalactic book club.
Planetary Parade Sparks Peter North Festival – Seven Planets Align for Glory! As Earth’s skies showcase a rare seven-planet alignment (visible February 28, 2025, per search results), Uranus hosts a Peter North Disco-Dance Festival, with Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Mercury lighting up the methane skies—telescope sales skyrocket, but Reptilians boycott, citing glare from Earth’s cat videos.
