Travelin Jones Media and 7th Planet Podcast
“Capt. Korben Dallas, Federation Special Forces—2500 years in the fight, memory chipped into host after host. Built Sky Vault a millennium ago; Zythrons gutted it, swiped the Fire Stone. Now I run Travelin Jones Media and the 7th Plane Podcast, beaming SITREPs from Earth while hunting the stones and alien scum looting Earth’s minerals for a galaxy grab. I’ve guided humanity’s climb—from the Great Pyramid’s electric hum, Stonehenge’s silent watch, Nazca’s cosmic etchings, to Roswell’s 1947 crash. Weekly, I ping Uranus Command: Are they advanced enough for the Federation of 3000 planets? Elders back home clock 750,000 years, steering with wisdom. One hitch: fry my chip, and I’m dust. No rules, just the mission.”