Forge your Federation stronghold with 7th Planet Woodshop creations—handcrafted by Capt. Korben Dallas from Uranus’ timber, built for warriors bold. These rugged pieces, echoing ‘Fortis Fortuna Iuvat,’ include oak bandsaw boxes ($150), custom cutting boards ($75), charcuterie boards, and tables ($300+), perfect for Zythron-proof homes. Handmade in a rustic woodshop by two craftsmen—sanding, assembling, and carving—they embody Dallas’ 2500-year grit, fueling Travelin Jones’ SITREPs and 7th Plane skits.
Designed for durability and style, our woodshop goods feature rustic wood grains, black/red accents, and the triangle crest—ideal for mayors, cops, or golf pros like Wyatt Larkin. Each piece supports Hope for Warriors, fortifying your space against aliens. Order now, stand ready for the Federation, and save Earth—fortune favors the brave!”
Travelin Jones Woodshop Creations
Handcrafted relics from the 7th Planet shop, built with sweat and cosmic inspiration. Explore our rugged woodshop treasures!