Embark on a Federation-ready challenge with 7th Planet Sour Orbs and Candies—homemade, alien-shaped treats from Uranus, crafted by Capt. Korbin Dallas and crew. These 15 sour delights, inspired by Zotz candy’s fizzy or sour powder bursts, feature exotic, unusual flavors like yuzu, star fruit, soursop, and baobab, escalating from mild to face-melting tang. Shaped as round balls, triangles, or irregular blobs, they pack Zythron-inspired sourness to test your humanity against Greys and Reptilians, with a Zotz-like surprise in every bite.
Inspired by the 7th Planet Podcast’s skits, sample these in Travelin Jones Podcast challenges—watch hilarious puckers or probe for alien secrets, proving Earth’s grit for the Federation. Packaged in black/red/grey designs with ‘Fortis Fortuna Iuvat,’ they fuel Dallas’ 2500-year fight. Pre-order now for $10/5-pack or $18/10-pack, and pucker up for the mission to save Earth. All proceeds support our podcasts and Hope for Warriors—fortune favors the bold!
Pre-Order 7th Planet Sour Orbs & Candies Now—Test Your Grit for the Federation!